False fact #!
Cats have 9 actual respawns like Call of Duty!
I just don't know how I feell about them judgementally staring at you, while you walk across the living room. Why are you staring at me like that, Pumpkin? I have a job, you don't, you're the loser around here, per statistics.
Kittens, tho... those I like!
False Fact #2
The American Constitution was written on hemp, because a cat tore up and stained the big paper sheet intended to be used.
This kitten was leader of a drug ring.
This kitten holds the world record for longest fart. (2 minutes, 4 seconds continuous)
This kitten is a direct descendant of the Thunder Cats.
This kitten is does't have a job.
This kitten is belongs to ABBA.
This kitten invented synthetic catnip.
This kitten is a clone.
This kitten is a sergeant in the Marine Corps.
This kitten will become the first feline cyborg.
This kitten barks like a dog.
This kitten directed the Shawshank Redemption.
This kitten will make contact with aliens.